This year, I've been exceptionally good... actually, can you define good because there seems to be some minor confusion, in terms of giving and receiving presents. Does being naughty count? I mean, my boyfriend likes to think so.
Anyway, there's a whimsy of white outside, and if you don't mind could you please ensure that we have snow on Christmas morning as well! Also, should I use my Barney's gift cards today, or will I have to brave the mobs of feral people later, inevitably battling for the last pair of perfectly Prada boots in my size? Oh, and sorry about the soy milk last year.
Merry Christmas Everyone!
P.S. Please don't forget to enter my $400 Holiday Swagger-bag Giveaway!
(Sam Edelman Winsford boots)